Blackout Research Association   So, what's Blackout Research? Blackout Research (c2000) 1. n. The activity and/or excuse for sittin around with friends and other assorted human beans sippin the suds, scratchin your heads, and pondering the mysterious, murky realms of where your mind, soul, body, and money actually go when you blackout as a result of intoxicating substances invading your inner bean and blood stream and pondering various asspects of life without much fanfare and/or too much worryin about thangs that worry you or worryin the person next to you with such drivial matters as the above mentioned phrase and ensuing mired definition. 2. adj. Sitting motionless on a bar stool like a moldy cheap ceramic garden statue, shoulders slumped, head lowered with chin to chest as if in prayer or la la land death grip and an ominous string of drool oozing from lower lip and extending to barwood surface or down front of shirt. It's bean reported that cigarettes and lighters often dissapear into thin air during this cat a tonic phase of research. In some cases the head will be hanging way backwards with nose pointed towards ceiling fan and arms hanging down limply. Not sure where the drool goes in this instance. 3. n. A self reassuring code phrase to yourself that gettin plastered is okay cause your findings may benefit mankind someday thus negating all the politically correct boogie man curses thay put on a lot of us human beans for havin fun when they can't hold theirs or have had to quit. This with condolences to those whoo've had bad experiences because of addiction, DUI's, loved ones hurt or worse. Sorry for your misfortunes but don't punish everyone else to get back at someone for your trevails. 4. n. The chronicling on a cheap note pad time, events, waitress's phone numbers, brilliant thoughts, and reminders to take your shoes, sunglasses, and hat off before you go to bed. 5. v. Entertaining one's self through inner time travel through a black hole of abstract fuzziness induced by outside substances and tittilating stimuli often characterized by frantic flailing of arms and other unmentionable extremities. 6. v. Getting on phone to find out why all the lights went out and music stopped when you knocked on your date's door. 7. n. What you tell the officer you were doing when he asked you to step out of car.